'the list' master copy

made this with a friend while drinking wine tonight. the fucking things i'll put on the internet...

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The List

1. w - waste of 1/4 of a decade
2. j - virgins & stairwells
3. d - secretly gay
4. t - overrated and a caveman
5. j - hot junkie with a pencil dick
6. k - ex-methhead neighbour
7. a - friend incest
8. a - still sucks. PERIOD.
9. j - sloppy tenths
10. d - neighbour of EW
11. k - gross vag
11 1/2. j - 37, british, adorable!
12. ? - fuck
13. ? - YOU!
14. m - 1st groupie experience
15. j - had porn on his wall... classay
16. z - 19th bday... 'jesus'?
17. m - ginger poser cokehead, waste of enough months
18. s - HOT counter guy, score for me!
19.m - landlord babymama drama
20. 'd' - schizophrenic lesbian
21. a - mildly attractive emo
22. c - fake 'aboriginal', but real good
23. j - needed someone to fuck on xmas. all my friend's are jealous. all his friends are lame.
24. j - we did, and still do hate each other's fucking guts. the power of 3 bottles of wine, i guess. i want my pants back from his house.
25. 'f' aka m - friend i never thought i'd fuck. had a surprisingly big dick and i got a sweet sweater out of it. thank god it's not awkward now.
26. s - crackhead with a kid going to jail. what can i say, i like free drugs.
27. j - been on my to do list for a while, i had a hunch the sex would be hot, i was right. now, if only i could stop thinking about him
28. j - the previous boy's loser thirty something roommate; a rockstar in his own mind. raped me when i was passed out on his couch on st. patrick's day, how charming.
29. m - fucking hot ex-junkie punk in an open relationship i met at some party.
30. l - his girlfriend. we look pretty much exactly the same, it was like fucking my long lost twin.
31. r - their 16 year old russian friend, she was a cutie.
32. l - some random dude i met on an ill advised night out. not even that attractive, i let him believe we were in a relationship (after less than three hours of knowing me, i mean like what are you a chick?) cause i needed some place to sleep. class act.